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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Animals Bred:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	1607
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2238
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	6845
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Crops Grown:	8005
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!