Siege of Paris Rating Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5863
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	449077
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	6514	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Buildings Constructed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?