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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	262	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Items Found:	3526	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9210	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Emeralds Found:	6823
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.