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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4288 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.