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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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