SickNation Minecraft Server

affordability, America, atomization, black ops projects, Blog post, Central Banks, combative drivers, decadents, decaying cities, degenerate states, faggotry, federal government, Food, GMOs, God bless America, Housing, inflation, Infrastructure, Jews, Minecraft, money printing, Poison, race mixing, Roads, Server, sick nation, SickNation, TAXES, Vehicles, white family

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	4160	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	291658	Votes:	9629
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!

But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!

CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1878	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Animals Bred:	115

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	802292
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	New Chunks Explored:	314599
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, bad habits, Edition, overcoming addiction, regret, RegretCraft, seeking help, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

aggression, Conflict, denial, downplaying, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, invasion denial, invasion tactics, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, media manipulation, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, political tactics, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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