sickening Minecraft Servers

sickening Minecraft Servers

  • CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

    CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

    Elderly Elegance 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 4705
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

    AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7541
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2481 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

    PrimaryLiftDenialCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1799
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

    Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

    So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedNBreakfasts SMP

    BedNBreakfasts SMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4541
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1313
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9781

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoDabbingInMineCraft

    NoDabbingInMineCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6031
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 3171 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DonetskDestructionCraft

    DonetskDestructionCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 243
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Privacy Patrol

    Pixel Privacy Patrol
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8534
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Potions Brewed: 187 Farms Harvested: 295
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

    u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

    so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

    Elysian Crafters 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8622
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

    So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InkBlockerCraft

    InkBlockerCraft
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7409
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

    Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 819
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

    So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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