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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5335 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 366 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.
Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!