KiloLagCraft

Fine, KiloLagCraft, kilosecond, language quirks, linguistic oddities, milisecond, SOUNDS, time measurement, units of time, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3262	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so this server is like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like seriously dude. you gotta join this server if you wanna have a blast and party with some crazy players. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like, “whoa, that’s some serious bling for your number two.”

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see. plus, we have a petting zoo with baby creepers that you can cuddle and feed cookies to.

oh, and did i mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you have your fire resistance potion handy.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. milisecond sounds fine but kilosecond sounds weird, am i right?

Hermit Ruins: Where Survival Meets Chaos and Creepers Pay Rent

2021, application, backups, Chaos, Community, crashes, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Fabric, handpicked, Hermit, Mature, meets, Minecraft, Mini Games, OPTIMIZATIONS, Pay, Peaks, Redstone, Rent, ruins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Hermit Ruins <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/chopsticks-and-creeper-minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly, mature community. We offer unique vanilla plus experience with handpicked datapacks while maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Join our server and be a part of our growing community!

Main Features:

Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming. Everyone is encouraged to be themselves in our relaxed environment.
Vanilla Plus	We have selected datapacks that enhance the vanilla experience without game-breaking plugins or features like land claiming.
Mature Community	We have a whitelist to ensure a safe space for everyone. Players must be at least 16 years old and mature.
Redstone Ready	We run on 1.21 Fabric, ensuring optimal redstone contraptions without performance issues.
Easy Connectivity	The server is online 24/7 with routine backups during the day. No mods required to join.
Fun Activities	We host community projects, mini-games, game nights, and server-wide events for all players to enjoy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server?

To join our server, click here to join our Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules to get started.

2. What are the age requirements to join the server?

Players must be at least 16 years old and show maturity to join the Hermit Ruins community.

3. Are there any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features on the server?

No, we do not use any game-breaking plugins or pay-to-win features. We focus on enhancing the vanilla experience with handpicked datapacks.

4. How often are backups performed on the server?

Routine backups are conducted throughout the day to ensure the safety and integrity of player data.

5. Who can I contact for questions or assistance on the server?

If you have any questions, you can message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on Discord for assistance.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, CraftyCraze, digital communication, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet slang, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 686552027, online anonymity, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content, virtual identity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	407
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take it all, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a crazy scavenger hunt across the entire map!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And if you manage to defeat the dragon with a perfectly timed dab, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it probably will!

MindCraft SMP: NowWhat

mindcraft, NowWhat, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses, the chickens can fly, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (or explode in confetti, your choice).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon grows instead of leaves. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a pig yourself!

Join our server today for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Rainbow Sheep of Doom, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have all this insanity and more? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Villages Defended:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

NoBroStay-4U

Accommodation, Boundaries, brother, busy week, Communication, family, family dynamics, guest room, guilt trip, Hotel, housing crisis, living situation, NoBroStay4U, personal space, Rude, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, tiny flat, Visit, visitation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

FamEscapee Minecraft SMP

FamEscapee, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your family? Are you ready to break free and start a new life in a land of endless possibilities? Then look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels, misfits, and runaways who have all escaped their families in search of adventure and freedom. Build your own empire, form alliances with other players, and conquer the world one block at a time.

But be warned, the path to independence is not easy. You’ll have to fend off mobs, survive treacherous dungeons, and navigate the chaotic politics of our server. But if you have the courage and determination to make it on your own, then this is the place for you.

So leave your family drama behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find a new family among the outcasts and renegades who call this server home.

CraftyAdvice10

10 years ago, advice, CraftyAdvice10, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, looking back, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regret, self improvement, time travel, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to receive the advice you wish you had gotten 10 years ago! Our resident time travelers will guide you through the past and help you make all the right decisions. Want to invest in Bitcoin early? Done. Want to avoid that cringy middle school haircut? Consider it fixed. Join now and change your future by changing your past on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Ban, BlastCraft, bombshell plan, Censorship, controversial, current events, Democracy, democracy in danger, freedom of speech, georgia, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, main opposition parties, Minecraft, News, North Korea, opposition, Politics, ruling party, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7160	Underground Cities Explored:	1

yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Georgia going all ‘North Korea’ up in here, but in a fun way, not a scary way, ya feel me? we got this bombshell plan to ban all the boring main opposition parties, cuz who needs ’em when you can join our crazy Minecraft server instead?

imagine a world where you can build your own dictatorship in Minecraft, but like, with way more explosions and way less oppression. join us and become the supreme leader of your own virtual nation, where the only rule is to have a good time and blow stuff up!

we’ve got custom plugins that let you launch nukes at your enemies, build giant statues of yourself, and even ride around on flying pigs. plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and epic pranksters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old politics when you can rule over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat)? see you on the server, comrade!

ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

conflict aftermath, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, military conflict, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, prisoner exchange, prisoners of war, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian captivity, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, War prisoners, Zelensky, ZelenskysPrisonBreakCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

lol imagine if u were playing on our minecraft server and suddenly u got captured by russian players and had to escape like those ukrainian soldiers 😂 but dont worry we dont have any russian players here just lots of fun and crazy adventures waiting for u to join! come build ur own base, fight off creepers, and maybe even discover hidden treasures like those soldiers did when they came back home 🤣 join now for the ultimate escape from reality!

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