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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 97 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
