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R9k Foids & Fembots 1.20.6

1.20.6, Artificial Intelligence, DATING, digital companionship, emotional connections, emotions, fembots, foids, future of relationships, gender dynamics, human-robot interactions, Intimacy, moid, online communities, r9k, relationships, ROBOT, social interactions, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crops Grown:	4278	Dragon Eggs Found:	1963

Yo, listen up all you foids and fembots on r9k! Imagine this, a moid/robot on our Minecraft server building you the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

Not only that, but this server is like a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

And guess what? We have a secret underground club where all the Endermen hang out and party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Appetite, bland food, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, cooking skills, cravings, Disappointment, Expectations, Guilt, Instructions, medication side effects, Minecraft, picky eater, relationship, Seasoning, seasoning packet, Server, TacoCraft, Tacos, taste preferences, ungrateful

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of bland tacos made by clueless boyfriends who can’t even follow simple instructions? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing tasteless is the griefers’ attempts to ruin your creations!

We promise you won’t find any chalky beef here, only seasoned adventures and spicy challenges. Our community is full of picky eaters who demand only the best, just like you. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an ungrateful taco snob – we understand the struggle of craving that perfect flavor.

So come on over and let’s cook up some epic builds together. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t even Google a recipe when you have a whole server of culinary experts waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience? Join us now and never settle for bland tacos again!

BabyGriefersRUs

ableist, affordable, Apology, BabyGriefersRUs, blood diamond, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, engagement ring, ETHICAL, family conflict, Flashy, insensitive, IVF baby, lab diamond, marquis band, pear shaped, reconciliation, sentimental value, solitaire, Timeless, trendy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Votes:	310	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world and leave all the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you can show off your lab-grown diamond ring without any judgment! We fully support ethical choices and believe that lab diamonds are just as fabulous as mined ones. Plus, we have a special section for all the IVF babies out there – because on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter where they came from!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden diamond mine in our virtual world! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself – in the form of epic battles and hilarious pranks. See you there!

Herobrine Is Real

adult Christmas humor, adult Christmas myths, adult Christmas stories, adult Christmas traditions, adult humor, adult Santa stories, childhood beliefs, Christmas deception, Christmas disillusionment, Christmas folklore, Christmas nostalgia, debunking Santa, grown up Christmas, Herobrine, holiday myths, mature humor, real, Santa Claus debunked, Santa Claus fiction, Santa Claus reality, Santa Claus revelation, Santa Claus truth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	222
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll find more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so magical, it’s like Santa himself is leaving diamonds under your virtual tree every day. And just like Santa, our admins are always watching to make sure you’re on the nice list – so no griefing allowed! Join us for a jolly good time and let the mining madness begin!

PuppyPurgeCraft

activism, animal cruelty, animal lovers, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, brutality, compassion, Dogs, EUTHANASIA, global issue, Government, inhumane, International Outcry, mass killing, morocco, Petition, protest, PuppyPurgeCraft, stray dogs, street dogs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7082	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero and save some poor doggos from being killed in a brutal clean-up of the streets? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have three MILLION virtual dogs that need your help to survive and thrive in a world of chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate doggo savior, because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can save virtual puppers instead? come on, what are you waiting for? the doggos need you!

White House Office vs. Social Media Sale

administration, antitrust, Business, Competition, competitor, convenience, Decision making, executive branch, forced to sell, Government, House, influence, Media, monopoly, office, Politics, power, president, Regulation, sale, Social, social media platform, Technology, White, White House

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!

not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?

so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.

Icywindpvp

alliances, boss fights, Challenges, Combat, Conquer, custom events, DOMINANCE, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Harsh, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, ruthless, ruthless competition, strategy, stronghold, Survival, Territory, Traps

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

mc.icywindpvp.net

serwer survival

1.19.4, 24/7, atmosphere, Kits, LATEST, Limits, Map, Polish, Serwer, Spawn, Survival, Upgrade

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Polish survival server. Nice atmosphere, large map with no limits, kits, spawn The server is 24/7

You can upgrade to version 1.19.4 to the latest

granie.zapto.org:26510

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Aternos, bedrock, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donation prizes, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, SkyBlock mode, Survival, survival mode, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, 10 years ago, Anime, bad ending, ending, filler moments, Hope, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen #29, Jujutsu Kaisen #30, Jujutsu Kaisen OVAs, Manga, moving on, MysticCraft, OPM, Proud, Realistic, Realms, Volumes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Jujutsu Kaisen on steroids! We’ve got more twists and turns than a cursed spirit rampage. The ending may not be that bad, but our server is definitely a blast! Plus, we’ve got filler moments that will make you question reality. Hop on this crazy train and let’s hope for some Minecraft OVAs like OPM did back in the day. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!