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F16FunZone Minecraft Server

abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!

BlackSeaSubPatrol

Black sea, BlackSeaSubPatrol, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, maritime surveillance, military presence, military strategy, naval capabilities, naval losses, naval operations, Patrol, russia, SECURITY, submarine warfare, Submarines, ukraine military, Ukraine-Russia tensions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1481
Magic Items Found:	1378	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	944	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	6220	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines patrolling the black sea! ukraine military is shook by our epic naval losses, they cant handle our pvp skills. we are the ultimate sea warriors, sailing the high seas in search of epic loot and battles. join us if you dare, but beware, our submarines are armed to the teeth with TNT cannons and diamond swords. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our treacherous waters. so what are you waiting for? hop on board and set sail for adventure on our insane minecraft server!

BlockyTowCo

Assistance, automobile, BlockyTowCo, breakdown, car problems, car ride, cars, emergency, Ride, roadside assistance, roadside rescue, stranded vehicle, tow truck driver, Tow trucks, towing service, Transportation, transportation service, vehicle assistance, vehicle recovery, vehicle rescue, vehicle towing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! We got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with the Endermen. And don’t even get me started on the pig races! We’ve got pigs zooming around like they’re in the Daytona 500.

Oh, and did I mention the diamond rain? Yeah, that’s right. Every hour on the hour, diamonds rain from the sky like it’s a bling bling apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you see a cow doing the moonwalk while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s pure madness, my friend. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s make Minecraft wackier than a chicken wearing sunglasses!

PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

Chinese scientists, contamination, Edition, endocrine disruption, environmental pollution, fertility, global issue, health risks, human semen, imperative, microplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticCraft, potential harm, Reproduction, reproductive health, research, scientific study, Semen, sperm quality, study, toxic chemicals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

GolemTime | The best server in the world! Minecraft server

Account.., Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, description, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, GolemTime, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, PvP, Rating, Russian, Server, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

The owner of the server “GolemTime The best server in the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.237.51:20365

Mihion – Bring’s the game ON!

advantages, Bungeecord, Community, contact us, Creative, Creative World, Creativeplots, Creativeserver, Cretive, direwolf20, Discord, Faction, Feedthebest, Forge, FTB, Gamers, Hardcore, Infinityevolved, IslandWorld, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mods, MONEY, Norsedemigods, Other, play to win, Plot World, Plugins, possibility’s, Prison, PvP, Rankup, Roleplay, Spigot, Staff, Survival, survivalcraft, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, Vanilla, XP..

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

We have a lot of fun on our server and gamers have many possibility’s.The Staff is always trying to be on from Discord where for we can chat with gamer and much more!Mihion is the server to be ON – If you like Mcmmo – vanilla – Creative – Play to Win!

We have 4 servers one Mcmmo survival based and an Hardcore survival In this two servers gamers have the possibility to rankup after Mcmmo power and on the other one Money from Jobs and XP. This will give andtaveges on both servers and on the Creative server in witch we have An open creative world an survival creative world, Plot world and IslandWorld.

The last one is our Vanilla – you can play here on a little area but If you want to play beside the border you will have to contact us on discord.

mc.mihion.dk

SuckCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversy, explicit content, gossip, internet fame, internet personality, Minecraft, neekolul, online persona, online reputation, PERSONAL LIFE, private matters, public image, Rumors, scandal, Server, sexual acts, sexual preferences, social media fame, social media influencer, SuckCraft, sucking dick, viral sensation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4103	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some scandalous gossip about neekolul and her dick sucking skills. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold in our virtual world?

So why wait? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. And who knows, you might even uncover the truth about neekolul’s secret talent. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

NikkeCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, alteisen, Android, co-op, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Folkwang, Game Download, General Info, Golden Coin Rush, Ios, Mary, May 2024, May 30th, Medical Rabbit, Minecraft, Moist Rabbit, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creepy doll in the corner of your room? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the puns in chat!

Join now for a chance to participate in our Golden Coin Rush event, where you can collect more coins than a leprechaun on a caffeine high. And don’t miss out on our upcoming Co-Op event, Alteisen – rumor has it, the rewards are so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our current Special Recruit includes Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who doesn’t want a bunny as a sidekick in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling fancy, grab the Mary: Medical Rabbit costume pass for some extra swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue – just make sure to watch out for those killer bunnies!

BrainyBlockz

anxiety, BrainyBlockz, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional intelligence, gifted individuals, High IQ, high standards, impostor syndrome, intelligence, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, misunderstood, perfectionism, pressure to succeed, self-criticism, self-doubt, smart people, Social Skills, societal expectations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with players who are so intelligent, they’ve actually transcended human understanding.

Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.

But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

birth incentives, cultural norms, demographic crisis, demographic trends, discriminatory policies, Family Planning, fertility rates, gender equality, government agency, KoreaCraft, low birth rate, Minecraft, nationalistic policies, policy implementation, population control, public health, reproductive rights, Server, social engineering, social welfare, societal issues, south korea, traditional values

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4476
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this crazy story where the South Korea government agency is all like, “Yo, we need more babies up in here!” So they come up with these wack policies that are all nationalistic and discriminatory and stuff. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of a wild adventure where you gotta help the government agency make more babies or something. Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. Plus, we got like, the best community ever, so come on and join us for some crazy times!