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Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3460	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	4398
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8354
Crops Grown:	2982	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2310	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	136

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

autistic, Bang, big, big bang theory, death, Fan, Gaslighting, hate, kill, Minecraft, Normie, passionate, pro-autist, push down, retarded, second-rate humans, Sheldon, smp, Snow, spaceship man, success, theory

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5474	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!