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AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	81

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Votes:	2067	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	6637
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1772	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	6406
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	719	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?

2025 grammys, artistic expression, body positivity, boundary-pushing, celebrity news, controversy, crossing the line, Entertainment, fashion statement, freedom of expression, Grammys, kanye west, KanyeCraft, Music (Industry), Nude, public reaction, red carpet, shock factor, smp, social media buzz, tabloid headlines, Wife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP where Kanye West’s wife showed up nude at the 2025 Grammys?! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join our server, you might just see some wild stuff like that too! We have naked Grammy parties every Friday night, it’s lit! Plus, our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff in Minecraft. So come join us for a wacky time and maybe you’ll even get to meet Kanye West’s wife herself, naked and all! #GrammysGoneWild #LlamaAliens #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦙👽🎮

EduGoneTrumped

administration, controversial decisions, current events, dismantle, Education Department, education funding, Education reform, education system, educational reform efforts, EduGoneTrumped, federal agencies, Government, Plans, policy changes, policy implications, political agenda, Politics, president trump, public opinion, public schools, us politics

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!