Shunkan Dramatic

We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!

And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?

So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!