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French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2106	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	4547
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

brand awareness, business strategy, competition analysis, consumer demand, customer feedback, distribution channels, Gamers, Less than 5 million units sold, low sales, market research, market saturation, marketing mistakes, pricing strategy, product development, product failure, promotional tactics, sales forecasting, sales performance, target audience, what went wrong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5414	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	566	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.