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Ace Attorney Minecraft Server

Ace, ace attorney, Ace Attorney fans, Attorney, Couldn’t hurt a fly, Dahlia Hawthorne, Dahlia might be a psycho murderer, death row, girl boss, mentally disabled, Minecraft, Misogyny, Murder he didn’t commit, Naoto is trans, Obsessed with marriage, pedophile, pedophilia, rape culture, retards, Server, sex, shu takumi, Super trusting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Magic Items Found:	4229
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

ShuTakumiHater420 Minecraft SMP

ace attorney, AGES, Character development, controversy, criticism, Dahlia, Fandom, Fans, Gaming Community, judgment, Minecraft, murder, online harassment, REGINA, shu takumi, ShuTakumiHater420, smp, social media, storytelling, toxic behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6134	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of all the drama over fictional character ages in the Ace Attorney fandom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own courtroom to settle disputes over pixelated murder mysteries. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mia Fey haunts our server, ready to help you crack the case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Casualty Central Minecraft Server

active force, Afghanistan, all-volunteer force, Army theater medical planners, CASUALTIES, casualty, casualty replacement, central, conscription, Expansion, Individual Ready Reserve, iraq, killed in action, large-scale combat operations, Minecraft, non-battle injuries, reconceptualization, replacement rate, russia ukraine war, Server, strategic personnel depth, sustained rate, troop requirements, US army, wounded in action, WWIII

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will truly test your skills and strategic thinking? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’s like a virtual war zone where casualties are a daily occurrence.

With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?

Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!

What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

Analysis, Communication, confusion, digital communication, internet, Interpretation, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, ONLINE, online post, smp, social media, social media analysis, social-networking, speculation, tweet, tweet analysis, tweet interpretation, tweet meaning, twitter, viral

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3215	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant bounce house where you can challenge other players to epic trampoline battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Dragon & Tortoise, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

2nd anniversary, Active Nikke Codes, Android, anniversary, behemoth, black shadow, cd keys, cinderella, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, general, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, killer wife, longing flower, Minecraft, Missilisca, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, November 7, october 31, old tales, PC, Pure Grace, rapunzel, Rewards, Salamin, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, secret party cleaner, September 2024, smp, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

artisanal craft, Cobblers, community businesses, disappearing trade, disappearing trades, dying profession, handmade shoes, HIDEOUT, local artisans, local economy, lost craftsmanship, Minecraft, repair services, Server, shoe industry, shoe makers, shoe repair, shoe repairs, skilled labor, Small Businesses, trade workers, traditional skills, vocational skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

Availability, Computer, Demand, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, gaming industry, GPU, GPUless, Graphics Card, Hardware, high demand, long waitlists, market trends, Minecraft, Out of stock, PC, player, Shortage, smp, stock, supply chain, Technology, unable to purchase

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	464204	Emeralds Found:	6404
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

Choices, Conclusion, control, Decisions, destiny, emboldens, fate, freedom, Individuality, influence, maker, matter, Minecraft, personal growth, power, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-determination, single, smp, Unhappy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Emeralds Found:	2652	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, challenge, Communication, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Players, Server, supportive, Survival, Women

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	6428	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!