ShttyCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	97
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Items Found:	1562
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	8288
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	559527
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Farms Harvested:	154
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!