Shtty Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

Adventures, Cob, log, LogCob, logs, long trail, Save, SAVING, saving this, shitty, Shtty, Style, with a cob

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	2568	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3917
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	98
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	188
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ALARM, ALERT, CODE RED, countdown, Crisis, critical situation, danger, DEADLINE, emergency, emergency response, high alert, imminent threat, Minecraft, PRESSURE, red, smp, stress, The Clock is Ticking, time is of the essence, time running out, time-sensitive, Urgency, urgent situation., Warning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	2900	New Chunks Explored:	456844
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5283
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

asset allocation, budgeting, charitable donations, dream home, Estate Planning, financial advisor, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Inheritance, Investment, legacy planning, Long-term goals, luxury lifestyle, MilliMinecraftSMPRich, million dollars, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings, travel the world, wealth management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6669
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5823	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	488	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

Business, EconBomb, economic analysis, economic collapse, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic recovery, Economist, Economy, financial crisis, fiscal policy, global market, Insider, Minecraft, monetary policy, Oil prices, political instability, recession, russia, sanctions, Server, time bomb

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1100
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Farms Harvested:	684
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!