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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 752 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 501 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden disco party in the End dimension, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.