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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 194
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

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  • SisterSavageCraft

    SisterSavageCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1094
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6833 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8166
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

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  • PixelPerfect

    PixelPerfect
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5923
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

    Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

    So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

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  • KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

    KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5919
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2166 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

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    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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  • MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

    MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9068
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 118 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

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    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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  • oblock

    oblock
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2266
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

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    survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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  • Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

    Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2783
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

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    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

    A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

    Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

    A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

    Q: How is the server financed?

    A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

    Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

    A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

    Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

    A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

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  • NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

    NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9469
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9235 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

    ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5438
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

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  • LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

    LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8530
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3229
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Emeralds Found: 2152

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    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

    Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

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