New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

    BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8616
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Buildings Constructed: 12

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

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  • Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

    Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 463
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dimension Hops: 5

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    🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

    Links

    Discord Invite Join our Discord
    Instagram Visit our Instagram

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord and apply!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    Not Your Average Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4056
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5762 Votes: 1822
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4084
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 209 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7428
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Runes Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8623
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

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    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7923
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 323191 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

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    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8674
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

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    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3012
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Votes: 1351 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 626
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6684 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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