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NoGuns4AfD

afd, Controversial Decision, court ruling, extremism, far-right party, firearms, German court, germany, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership rights, gun restrictions, Guns, legal ruling, members, NoGuns4AfD, political controversy, political party, right wing, rules

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4876	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Votes:	1386

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	4158
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9752	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Towns Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9460	Animals Bred:	136

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!