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PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Votes:	8053	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.

NightOwlTalks Minecraft SMP

Deep dive discussions, Detailed dialogues, Elaborate conversations, Endless debates, Engaging topics, Enthusiastic conversations, Exhaustive debates, Extensive talks, Fascinating subjects, Favorite interests, In-depth conversations, intellectual debates, Intriguing subjects, Late night chats, Long-winded discussions, Minecraft, Never-ending conversations, NightOwlTalks, Passionate discussions, Prolonged discussions., smp, specific interests, Thought-provoking topics

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to debate the age-old question of whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give hugs! Our server is filled with players who are passionate about discussing the deep lore of Minecraft mobs and the intricate relationships between Steve and his animal companions. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can mine diamonds while dodging fireballs from angry pigmen. So if you’re ready to dive into the wacky world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and embark on epic adventures with fellow players, come join us!

MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

play.simplexcraft.com

Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6078
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.