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The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	188
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	117	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3873
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	2014

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mines Excavated:	1849	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	9373	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.