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SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9644	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give out valuable loot in exchange for bad jokes. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of rainbow-colored sheep that lead you straight to the nearest treasure chest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and discover a world of endless fun and laughter!

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4186
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	135
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Buildings Constructed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	2348

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!