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The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Pug Mines and Pirate Finds

advanced enchantments, alliances, Auto pick/smelt, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhanced Chests, Fishing, Geyser support, job system, MCMMO, MysticMobs, Pirate Finds, player-driven economy, playermarkets, precious ores, Pug Mines, PvE, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest options, rare Mine treasures, Survival, survival skills, Trade, Treasure, upgradable hoppers, VAULT

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Towns Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Dive into an adventurous Minecraft world where every treasure is earned, every trade matters, and every discovery counts. Forget pre-built shops—here, it’s all about player-driven economy and your survival skills. Buy, sell, and trade with other players to build your fortune or forge powerful alliances. Choose your path wisely, whether it’s mastering Pyro’ Mining/Fishing, uncovering rare Mine treasures hidden under each stone, or diving deep into the mines to find precious ores. – Enhanced Chests: Legendary 270 slots equivalent to 5 Double Chests, Extreme 2700 slots equivalent to 50 Double Chests. – Upgradable Hoppers available. – Advanced enchantments included. – Auto pick/smelt feature (can be turned off). – Geyser support for Bedrock players with a default port. – McMMO integration. – MysticMobs functionality. – PlayerMarkets for personal shops. – No /shop command available. – Job system implemented. – Quest options available. – Pyro Fishing and Mining activities. – Vault /pv 1+ feature.

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The Royal Crafter Minecraft Server

12th century, american history, ancient civilizations, archaeological evidence, armor, Coins, crafter, Exploration, folklore, Fortifications, Historical Mysteries, History, Legends, Minecraft, native americans, Ohio River Valley, Prince Madoc, royal, Server, transatlantic voyages, Usa, Welsh Indians, Welsh mythology, Welsh Prince

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	270	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no historical intrigue? Well, look no further! Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of Prince Madoc, the Welsh Prince who apparently made it all the way to the USA in the 12th century. That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be uncovering fortifications, ancient coins, armor, and who knows what else!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that the Welsh Indians are still roaming the Ohio River Valley, guarding the secrets of Prince Madoc with their lives. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasures for yourself? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who needs dragons and creepers when you have ancient Welsh warriors to contend with? Don’t miss out on the madness, join today!

Fan Love Minecraft SMP

acceptance, camaraderie, Community, compassion, encouragement, Fan, Fans, friendship, Inclusivity, Kindness, love, Minecraft, Nice, positivity, Respect, smp, sports fans, Sportsmanship, Support, teamwork, Unity, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate battleground for wrestling fans! Join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and wrestle our way to victory.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a giant wrestling ring where players settle their differences with epic wrestling matches. Want to claim that prime piece of land? Better be prepared to step into the ring and show off your best moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground wrestling league where players compete for rare resources and bragging rights. Think you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion? Only the bravest and most skilled wrestlers will survive the chaos of the underground arena.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where wrestling fans come together to build, brawl, and bond over their love of all things wrestling. Let’s show the world that even in the virtual world, we can be nice to each other – as long as we settle our differences in the wrestling ring!

BarrierMC

BarrierMC, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

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HealStick server Minecraft

HealStick, Minecraft, Open, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We are open!

HealStick.aternos.me:61687

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, EA FAQ, EA Gameplay Trailer, early access, Endgame, Generator, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, Necrogurr Event, online gaming, Opening Cinematic, Path of Exile, PIXEL, POE 2, poeg, pouch, RPG, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Spender General, TEASERS, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, monsters, and mayhem!

Embark on a journey through our PoE 2 world, where you can experience thrilling opening cinematics, epic gameplay trailers, and mind-blowing endgame content. And don’t forget to check out our Early Access FAQ for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called Necrogurr, where you can battle against hordes of undead creatures and win amazing prizes. And if that’s not enough, we even have a new expansion called Settlers of Kalguur, where you can build your own empire and conquer the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Gridiron Minecraft SMP

Championships, Defense, draft picks, Edition, football, game day, general, Gridiron, los angeles rams, Minecraft, NFL, nfl news, Offense, Players, PLAYOFFS, rams, smp, sports, super bowl, Teams, touchdowns, TRADES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Items Found:	2345	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to Rammies Edition, the craziest SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t forget about our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually amazing dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join Rammies Edition? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hardened Heart Minecraft Server

anger, blog, coping mechanisms, emotional barriers, emotions, hardened, hardened heart, healing, Heart, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll encounter are pixelated and blocky! Say goodbye to your hardened heart towards women because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind in the endless world of building and crafting.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Who needs real women when you can have virtual ones that won’t make you angry, upset, or uncomfortable? So come on, dive into our pixelated paradise and leave your real-world worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Phone with cz Minecraft SMP Guys

Agreement, agreement reached, Business, Cheese, cheese supplier, chink, collaboration, Communication, cz, dairy products, Deal, discussion, entrepreneur, guys, Minecraft, Négotiation, opportunity, Partnership, Phone, phone call, smp, Supply, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Guys, listen up! I just had a chat with our new business partner, CZ. He’s hooking us up with ALL the cheese we need for our epic cheese empire on the server. And let me tell you, this guy is a total chink (in a good way, of course)! Join our SMP and become a cheese tycoon with us. Who knew cheese could be so lucrative in Minecraft? Let’s make this server the cheesiest place to be! 🧀🧀🧀