But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake! Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! So if you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where you can eat your house and not feel guilty about it, then this is the server for you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly llama races. That’s right, llamas. You can saddle up your trusty steed and race against your friends for the title of Llama Racing Champion. It’s a high-stakes, high-speed competition that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Alice-themed, cake-filled, llama racing SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you. Or how about the time you built a roller coaster that accidentally launched you into the sky and landed you in a pool of lava (oops)? Trust us, on our server, every day is a new episode of “Minecraft Madness”!
So why waste your time watching TV when you can be living out your own hilarious and action-packed Minecraft series? Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Welcome to Venture SMP! |
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| This SMP was created for small content creators to play Minecraft and make a name for themselves. SMP rules will be listed once we get 32 members, but we promise amazing lore. This is your chance to shine and make a name for yourself. We look forward to playing with you all! If you have any more questions, feel free to join and ask! |
| Q: What is Venture SMP? | A: Venture SMP is a Minecraft server designed for small content creators to showcase their talents and build a community. |
| Q: When will the SMP rules be listed? | A: The SMP rules will be listed once we reach 32 members. |
| Q: How can I join Venture SMP? | A: You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above. |
| Q: When was the server created? | A: The server was created on 8/10/24. |
Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist on our server).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and befriend this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
We don’t care about your follower count or your views, as long as you’re not spouting commie talking points while building your castle. Embrace your inner enemy and let’s silence the haters with our epic builds and ridiculous shenanigans.
So come join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter what political nonsense they’re spewing. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wild and wacky world of blocks and mobs. See you in the game!
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of hiding your mother’s wedding dress from your brother’s fiance. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have secret storage units and sibling conspiracies?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic three-way call between sisters as they debate the ethics of body shaming and dress alterations. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have family drama for days?
🤪 Our youngest player, Jake, may only be 13 in Minecraft years, but mentally and emotionally he’s more like an 8- or 9-year-old. Watch out for his sensitive side – he’s always seeking reassurance and gets upset if things don’t go his way. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge, right?
🚀 Explore our server and discover the SEMH (Social, Emotional, and Mental Health) school where Jake attends. It costs a whopping £70k per year, so you know it’s gotta be fancy. Will you be the hero who helps Jake navigate through his virtual struggles?
🕷️ And don’t forget to cast your vote for movie night – will it be the first Avengers movie or Spider-Verse? Choose wisely, or risk a meltdown bigger than a creeper explosion. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or cave to the pressure like Jake’s parents?
💥 Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every decision counts and every block placed could change the course of history. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove yourself in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin! 😂
