| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8313 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2730 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6825 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8683 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 717 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9727 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4313 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4519 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
