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CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

#BioMasc, #fighterjets, #HateWomen, #MaleDiscussion, #MaleSpace, #ManlyTopics, #MenOnly, #NoDegenerates, #NoFemalesAllowed, #NoFemoids, #NoTrannies, CraftyChicks, films, Gaming, Minecraft, Music, nona, Orbiters, Politics, Safespace, Server, sports, weightlifting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4391	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.

Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:

– What is this server all about? It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!

– Why aren’t you on Wizchan? Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.

– I’m a femoid, can I join? Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.

– I’m a tranny, can I join? Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.

– What does “nona” mean? Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Minecraft, No. 919713116 Anonymous E Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secret Unknown Hidden Unidentified Enigma Mysterious Intrigue Clues Puzzle Discovery Uncover, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-studded chicken nugget as a prize!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps, but beware of the evil llama overlords who guard the loot with their deadly spit attacks!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle mermaids for enchanted tridents. Just watch out for the kraken that lurks in the depths, waiting to drag unsuspecting players to their watery doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizard, but that’s just part of the fun)!

ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	2357	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	2294
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)