show me – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

advancement, Bring Me, career, career advancement, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career progression, career success, climb the career ladder, corporate ladder, demonstrate success, DickCraft, Dicks, GUARANTEED, job advancement, job promotion, office success, Professional Growth, professional success, Server, show and tell, show me, Show Me the Way, workplace advancement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

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Horse or Human? 10 Sec Test Server

10 seconds, animal, challenge, Confirm, demonstrate, Equine, Horse, Human, hurry up, Identity, not a horse, PRESSURE, Prove, prove it, prove yourself, Quick Thinking, sec, Server, show me, test, think fast, time limit, ValiDate, verify

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!

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LostInCraft Minecraft SMP – How are you going to explain to everybody that you lost thousands of diamonds?

apu, Deception, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial catastrophe, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial deception, financial devastation, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial fraud, financial loss, financial ruin, financial scam, financial scheme, fraud, Investment, Lost, Lost Money, LostInCraft, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, smp, THOUSANDS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only Ponzi scheme you’ll be dealing with is trying to convince your friends to join our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?

So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.

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AC-Free BF Server

ac, ACFree, air conditioning, air pollution, Amenities, apartment living, Communication, compromise, Cooling, Dishwasher, electrical bill, highway, living situation, partner, relationship, Server, sharing costs, Sleeping, Temperature, washer/dryer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where compromise is key and the temperature is always just right! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your fellow players over the perfect AC setting.

Our server features a unique twist – you must find a balance between freezing cold and scorching hot temperatures to survive. Will you be the one to crack a window and risk the dangers of air pollution, or will you brave the heat and save on electricity bills?

Embark on epic quests to find the mythical “Perfect Temperature Setting” and unlock special rewards. Team up with other players to strategize the best way to keep cool without breaking the bank.

So come on down to our server and show off your negotiation skills – because when it comes to staying cool, it’s all about finding that sweet spot between comfort and compromise.

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NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP

aim, bulletin boards, Chat Rooms, dial-up, early internet, early websites, email lists, Geocities, HTML coding, irc, message boards, Minecraft, myspace, napster, NetNostalgia, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, online gaming, slow connection, smp, Usenet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the treasures within.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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AverageMinecraft10/10

10/10, Audience, Average, AverageMinecraft1010, Buzz, Cinema, Critic, critique, Disappointment, film, hype, Mainstream, Movie, opinion, overhyped, Overrated, perspective, Popular, Rating, review, Subjective

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the blockbuster movie everyone hyped up as a 10/10 but you thought was just meh.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because our server is like that movie that had you scratching your head wondering what all the fuss was about.

So why join our server? Because just like that overrated movie, we’ll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are haunted by ghostly creepers and our Nether portal leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

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CraftyCommiesVSReds

China, CraftyCommiesVSReds, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, expansionism, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Land, Military, Politics, president, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Territory Dispute, world news

so, liek, this server is, liek, the most epic place to play minecraft, dude. why should u join? well, cuz, liek, we got this insane story where china is tryna take back taiwan, right? but then the president is all like, nah bro, u gotta take land from russia too. like, wut? that’s some crazy shiz right there. so if u wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, come join us on this server. who knows what other bonkers stuff will happen next, amirite? u gotta be there to find out, man. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this totally nutso minecraft server.

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What is the IP for jackfrags Minecraft Server?

Jackfrags, Minecraft, Server

Jackfrags is a popular British YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-quality gaming content. He rose to fame for his gameplay videos and guides on popular first-person shooter games such as Battlefield and Call of Duty. With over 4 million subscribers on YouTube and a strong following on Twitch, Jackfrags is respected in the gaming community for his skill, humor, and entertaining commentary.

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AzurCraft Minecraft Server

account binding, alg, Aquila, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, CN Tierlist, Combat UI update, Daedalian Hymn, Duca degli Abruzzi, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Felix, Flandre, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, JP 7th Anniversary, JuuchatProject Indentity, Kasumi META, Libeccio, Lore, Maestrale, Minecraft, Mutsuki Skin, Nagato META, Pittsburgh ASMR, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimanto Fate Sims, Ship Tier List, SSR Zuihou, Torricelli, Vittorio Veneto, wichita meta, Wiki

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no fruit-bearing flowers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that flowers don’t even bother bearing fruit! Join now for the chance to unlock SSR Zuihou and her fabulous skin, along with a combat UI update that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims waiting for you, along with a whole arcade prize shop filled with new games to play. And don’t forget about the Kasumi META event and Roma swimsuit skin – it’s like a cruise mission right in your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a Pittsburgh ASMR experience that will leave you tingling? Or maybe you’re more interested in the Daedalian Hymn war archives update, featuring Vittorio Veneto, Duca degli Abruzzi, Aquila, Torricelli, Maestrale, and Libeccio permanently added to the game.

But don’t wait too long to join, because we have even more crazy events coming up, like the JP 7th Anniversary stream, Nagato META, and the JuuchatProject Identity with Siren Oceana. Plus, we have a Mutsuki skin that will make your character look fierce on the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Bind your account before you lose it in the next update, and remember that /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too cool for that. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ before asking.

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride through a world where flowers don’t bear fruit and the adventures never end!

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GoblinSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP: How did Goblin Slayer get away with copying character designs?

Anime, anime industry, artistic integrity, Character, character designs, character similarities, controversy, Copying, copyright laws, creative inspiration, design infringement, designs, fan backlash, Goblin, goblin slayer, GoblinSlayer420, intellectual property, Japan, legal issues, legal loopholes, Manga, Minecraft, originality, Plagiarism, slayer, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have no copyright laws and you can copy all the character designs you want! Just like how Goblin Slayer got away with it, you can create your own unique character by stealing from others. It’s a free for all out here, so come join us and let your creativity run wild (or just steal someone else’s, we won’t judge)! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous character thief in the Minecraft world. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate copycat!

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BreakupBuddies Minecraft Server

accusations, advice, arguments, Blind, Boundaries, break up, BreakupBuddies, Communication, comparison, emotional draining, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, friendship, love, mental energy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationship, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my friend’s relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, without all the emotional baggage.

Reasons to join: – No constant comparisons to other relationships, unless it’s about who built the best castle! – No yelling or arguments, just friendly banter and epic battles against mobs. – No accusations of looking at other players, because let’s face it, we’re all too busy mining for diamonds to notice anyone else. – No hysterical crying or emotional breakdowns, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us on this server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama IRL. See you in the game!

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PetQuest1000+

American shorthair, animal care, cat adoption, cat behavior, cat lover, cat owner, Cat rescue, cat theft, Fostering, long distance, lost cat, lost pet, microchip, pet owner, pet theft, PetQuest1000, police involvement, RETURN, Shelter, suspicious, travel expenses

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziness like never before!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a lost cat in the game, just like in real life, and you decide to take care of it. But wait, the owner is 1000+ miles away in Virginia and claims this is the third pet that has been stolen from her. Will you be the hero who helps reunite the cat with its owner, or will you uncover a suspicious plot that will leave you questioning everything?

Embark on this epic journey filled with twists and turns, flying over to meet the owner at a virtual airport, or leaving the cat at a virtual shelter if things get too complicated. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover along the way?

Join our server now and be a part of this insane adventure! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

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