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Three Episode Rule Breaker Minecraft SMP

binge watching, Breaker, Decision making, dropping shows, Entertainment, episode, episode analysis, first impressions, lack of interest, Minecraft, rule, show abandonment, show commitment, show critique, show engagement, show enjoyment, show evaluation, show potential, show preferences, show retention, smp, three episode rule, time flies by, TV series, viewer habits

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the three episode rule? Well, look no further because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to stop playing after just one episode!

Join us for insane adventures, like the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of flying pigs. Or the time we had a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see why we never follow the three episode rule!

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	4905
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Star Shards Collected:	283
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	59
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6162	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7958
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!