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Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

Absurd, action, Anime, BIZARRE, comedy, Commando, Commando 49, Craft, hilarious, It’s Not a Tuna, madness, Manga, Masaru-san, Masarus, Minecraft, offbeat, over the top, Parody, Ridiculous, Sexy, Sexy Commando Gaiden, slapstick, Somewhat Daily, sugoi, Sugoi yo, Wacky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smelly SMP: Where Minecraft smells so bad, you’ll wish for chat reports

anti-war, aquatic alliance, bad, borderlands, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Fair moderation, Inclusivity, java, Longevity, Minecraft, Modded, origins mod, Performance, player-driven politics, record keepers, Reports, resource-rich, Safezone, Server invite, Smells, Smelly, smp, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	1081
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	586	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.

3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.

4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.

5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?

Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.

SkyBlade VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, competitive, Creative, creativity, crossplay, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Feedback, Friends, Fun, instagram, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, SkyBladeNetwork, Skyblock, Skywars, Social, Survival, twitter, Variety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	717122

Comparison of Hypixel and SkyBlade Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Limited cross-play between Bedrock and Java
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

SkyBlade

Pros	Cons
Supports Bedrock and Java cross-play	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Large variety of fun minigames	Potential for slower updates
Open to player feedback for improvement	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SkyBlade.

Q: Which server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java?

A: SkyBlade supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java.

Q: Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

A: Both servers offer a wide variety of minigames, but SkyBlade has a larger list of available minigames.

Q: Which server is more open to player feedback for improvement?

A: SkyBlade is more open to player feedback for improvement.

White Nigga’s Minecraft Madness

controversial, cultural appropriation, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, inclusive language, Language, madness, Minecraft, nigga, niggas, offensive, Political Correctness, Race, racial insensitivity, racism, self-identification, Slang, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, White

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	5808
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchantments Applied:	102
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.

On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.

Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

Adventure, Blockers, Buried Treasure, high seas, jolly roger, Mateys, pirate adventure, pirate captain, pirate code, pirate crew, pirate flag, pirate life, pirate ship, PirateCraft, Pirates, plundering, sailing, sea voyage, shipmates, shiver, Swashbuckling, Treasure hunt, yo ho ho

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

Hydra Network

#awesomefeatures, #HydraNetwork, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friendlycommunity, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

#1 Lifesteal server with friendly community and awesome features. Join our discord for more information

play.hydranetwork.fun:25586

Nemobox

15051, 5.249.163.31, Minecraft, Nemobox, server ip

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	5606
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Server IP: 5.249.163.31:15051

5.249.163.31:15051

AwMine server Minecraft

administration, AwMine, Cases, Cheaters, comfortable, Griefers, high quality, Honest, Jobs, Minecraft, Minecraftpe, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	9840	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hello dear player!Have you been looking for a high-quality and honest server for MinecraftPE for a long time? Then join us!

We have everything you need for a comfortable game, we also have a caring administration that fights griefers, cheaters and other dishonest players!

Thank you for choosing our project!

awme.pw:19132

Sorry, no room for squares or curls on Solarion SMP – just like my hairline!

Application Process, chest, Community, Crafting, curls, Discord interaction, Discord platform, Events, Grief, hairline, hermitcraft, java, multiplayer, Player Base, Players, Plugins, quality of life, room, rules, Server, smp, Solarion, squares, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12

Solarion SMP Overview:

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.
Our Vision	Curated roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the essence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.
Community	Welcomes players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within the community with engaging projects and events.
Commitment to The Vanilla Experience	Steadfast commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience, incorporating quality-of-life plugins but abstaining from game-altering features.
Application Process	Comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base, tailored application requirements, join Discord for access to application process and vibrant community.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

A: Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4.

Q: What plugins does Solarion SMP use?

A: Some notable plugins used on Solarion SMP include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

Q: What is the age group of players on Solarion SMP?

A: The community on Solarion SMP is predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Q: How can I join Solarion SMP?

A: To join Solarion SMP, familiarize yourself with the server rules, apply through the comprehensive whitelist process, and join the Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with the community.

Pixelated Nippon Adventures: Do You Even Craft, Bro?

Adventure, Adventures, Asia, Bro, CHANGE, Craft, culture, Curiosity, decision, desire, dream, Experience, Explore, Foreign, growth, Interest, Japan, Lifestyle, Move, Nippon, phase, pixelated, Reflection, travel, weeb

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of dreaming about living in Japan and just want to embrace your inner weeb in Minecraft instead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated sushi, ninja battles, and a secret hot spring hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Say goodbye to your boring old life and hello to a world where cat girls roam free and ramen flows like water. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you need to go to the bathroom, in which case, please remember to take breaks. Seriously, we care about your health. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft weeb!