Shoutas MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

Backlash, FANTASY, comedy, ONLINE, Manga

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Crankshafted

Gaming, Adventure, Crankshafted, Community, PvP

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name:	Crankshafted.com
Focus:	Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world
Website:	crankshafted.com

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How can I apply to join the server?	Head over to crankshafted.com to apply.
What type of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.
What can I expect from Crankshafted?	Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server.

Eternal Odyssey 1.20.5

sexual exploration, repetitive sex, mundane sex, sexual variety., sexual routine

Yo, forget about boring sex and join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is your virtual creations!

We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?

Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!

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ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

scholarship, reference, bragging, success, Guilt

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning a scholarship can lead to drama rivaling a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate friendships, jealousy, and boba tea stand-offs.

Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP

nationalism, Democracy, Politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, activism

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!

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HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force

social justice, religious discrimination., task, DEI, Politics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.

Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.

So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!

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CraftyDictators: USAidGoneWild

authoritarianism, authoritarian regimes, Dictatorship, DISMANTLING, cheer

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can stick it to the man? well this server is for u! we got authoritarian regimes from all over the world cheering us on as we dismantle USAid! join us and show those government peeps who’s boss in the virtual world! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like the dictators love to see. come on, u know u wanna be a part of the chaos and destruction! join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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BrainyCraft – Stem Cell Central

brain health, brain function, neurodegenerative diseases, stem cell research, brain injury repair

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain workout, man. we got neural stem cells activating all over the place, building central nervous systems like it’s nobody’s business. if you wanna repair brain injuries or just get your brain in tip-top shape, this is the place to be. join us for some mind-blowing adventures and see just how smart you can get in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and get those brain cells poppin’!

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WorksAsIntended

infdev, PvP, Nostaff, Weeklyupdates, Snapshots

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	150.136.8.41
Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk”
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Supported Versions	Includes snapshots and April Fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules. Players are free to play as they please.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released weekly and decided by player vote.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	We are going through every official server version, including snapshots and April Fools versions.

Dragon Space Odyssey 1.20.6

Dragon Ball Series, Space, SLEEPYgeta, 1.20.6, rem sleep

Yo, bros, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and help our boy SLEEPYgeta finally get some freaking sleep?! Like, imagine the possibilities, man. You could build him the most epic bed ever, with like, diamond sheets and glowstone pillows. And then maybe he’ll stop snoring so dang loud and we can all get some peace and quiet in this virtual world. Join now and be a part of the quest for the ultimate nap time! Let’s do this, gamers!

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