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SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	662
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	320
Players Killed by Monsters:	4964	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crops Grown:	7504	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

awkward, Brackets, java, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	96
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, believe in yourself, Confidence, Creative, Critics, empowerment, encouragement, ignore, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, okay, person, Positive, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, Wonderful

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3106
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies

advice, approach, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, creepy, creepycraft, DATING, Empathy, genuine interest, ladies, non-verbal cues, online dating, reddit, relationships, Respect, single, single women, smp, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!

NoMoreHornyAnime

Anime, Audience, Author, better, Character development, creativity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Fiction, horny, Improvement, inappropriate, mature content, NoMoreHornyAnime, originality, Plot, Show, STOP, storytelling, television

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of anime characters having unrealistic proportions and constantly being in compromising situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is a safe haven from all the unnecessary fan service and questionable plot lines. Join us for a wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting hot is your lava moat. Say goodbye to awkward moments and hello to building epic structures without any distractions. Trust us, your eyes will thank you.

Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server

Crafty, Creeperz, criminal investigation, extremism, germany, Germany attack, Ideology, international terrorism, Isis, Islamic State group, law enforcement, Minecraft, motivation, prosecutors, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism motive, terrorism prevention, terrorist attack, Violent extremism

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!