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Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	622
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3817
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Votes:	4226
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Votes:	544
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4568
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	666	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!