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UninstallMePlsMC

10. App frustration, 11. App organization, 12. App removal, 13. App storage, 14. App uninstall, 15. App bloat, 16. App cleanup, 17. App space, 18. App functionality, 19. App annoyance, 2. Annoying apps, 20. App control., 3. Can’t delete apps, 4. Smartphone apps, 5. Mobile apps, 6. Useless apps, 7. App clutter, 8. App overload, 9. App management, UninstallMePlsMC, Unwanted apps

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	252444
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Votes:	9664
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

MoxVirusMadness

Areas, changing, Democratic Republic of Congo, Equipment, expected, Experts, Faster, funding, global health, Healthcare, lack, MoxVirusMadness, mpox strain, new strain, outbreak, research, scientists, spread, studying, track, Virus

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2226
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	4218	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	139	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!