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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1078 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 1255 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?