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SillySocrates: “Minecraft SMP”
OMG, like join this epic Minecraft SMP cuz we have the most lit community everrrrrrrr. Like, we once had a creeper explode and drop diamonds instead of gunpowder, it was soooooo wild. And like, our server owner is actually a time traveler from the future who brings back rare items from different eras, like a diamond sword from King Arthur’s time or a enchanted bow from Cleopatra’s reign. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with zombie pigmen, it’s a blast. So come join us and be part of the most wackiest Minecraft SMP everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -
StrangerCraft: AwkwardEncounters
atypical conversation, eccentric stranger, outlandish interaction, random encounter, odd conversationHave you ever accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then had to negotiate a peace treaty with it? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for the most bizarre and hilarious encounters with strangers you’ll ever experience. From trading diamond swords for enchanted cookies to forming alliances with chickens against the evil sheep army, you never know what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin! -
CraftySyriaMC Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮
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EuroCraft: Trumped Out!
so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo. -
BlockBuster Testing Co.
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time! -
IndieCraft Universe 1.21
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate spellcasting experience! We’re like /lig/ but in blocky form! We only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams, because we’re all about that VIP life. But don’t worry, if you’re close to 500, we might make an exception because we’re just that cool.Check out our top 10 players with their crazy view counts! We’ve got NimiNightmare with over 20k viewers, and KirscheVerstahl with 4k! And don’t forget about our non-English streamers like Orkpod and Akamikarubi – they’re killing it in Russian and Japanese!
But wait, we’re not about those corpo players here. We’re all about the indie chuubas who are doing their own thing without any corporate branding holding them back. Check out our VOD archive and Twitch clips guide to see what we’re all about.
And if you need a break from all the spellcasting, don’t worry – we’ve got ducks! Yes, actual ducks on our server to keep you entertained between battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some magic happen!
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BoyfriendBlocker69
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story!Just like this girlfriend, you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering what will happen next. Will your best friend betray you? Will your significant other have secret relationships with other players? The drama never ends on our server!
Set your boundaries and watch them get crossed just like in this story. But don’t worry, we promise it will all be in good fun (hopefully)!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft game? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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ChattyCrittersMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!