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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1575 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 4695 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!