Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.
So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.
Join us for epic battles where players shoot arrows between each other’s legs for ultimate engagement! Our community is filled with the wildest players who will keep you on your toes at all times.
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident internet dregs who never miss a chance to stir up some chaos. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on the challenge of finding the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos and the creepers explode into confetti.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!