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Scottlanders Land Of Scotts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Geopol towny server that is brand new. Come create your own town or join one of the existing ones and leave your mark on the world. Scott Co. best town. We are a brand new server and always looking to get better. Come join us and be part of the people who shape this server.

scottland.battlehill.net

Lunar faction

Crazy Enchants, Faction Survival, Koth, Land Claim, Silkspawners

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

A Space Themed Factions Server for 1.8.9 Which contains many plugins and is fun to play with friends . WITH CRAZY ENCHANTS 24/7 plus Koth and ranks and crates which u can use to become number one by urself or with ur team

lunar.factions.ws

Orenburg GRworld tutu play your friends Minecraft server

Bed wars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Falling into the Void:	2

? Basic information about the server?

? Server IP address: GRworld.ru

? Minecraft version: 1.20.4+

? About the server:

? Now there is a private vanilla survival server called OSU, available for students and enterprising guys!❕ To get access to OSU, please write your minecraft game nickname in the channel ⁠❗│authorization-to-server(https://vk.com/@grworld_ru-kak-igrat-na-grworld-osuzhdaem)

? The server runs a hybrid authorization system. People with a Minecraft license can log in without going through the authorization step.

? Plugins and modifications: At the moment we strive to use a minimum number of plugins, but the following commands are available to players:

/w (private message)/sit (sit down)/lay (lie down)/spin (sit down)/hub (hub)/money (balance)/skin(skins)

grworld.ru

The Bumbo

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

|The Bumbo| Best factions server! server supports 1.8 – 1.16.x versions! We got Vip zone, MobArena, MCMMO and many cool features for you to check out! Jobs, Events, Parkour and more!!! Free Vip first month!

mc.thebumbo.com

Skillers Community

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

DkServer has DkPrison and DkCity so far. The DkPrison server has this to offer: WE have 17 different ranks, very varying mines, shops, drop party, gans and much more. We have a staff team that is always ready to help. We have /shop where you can buy and sell your items. You can also go down and play a bit of casino if that’s something that tempts you. DkCity has this to offer: In DkCity you can have a career and choose between: Citizen, Trader and Thief Citizens can mine and drive in drills, Traders can have shops and sell to others from themselves and the Factory, Thieves can harvest illegal items and rob the Bank Box, they also have the option of buying a Tractor You can also have different jobs, get jobs from NPCs, create your own company, buy different vehicles, go to a casino, get a pet that can help you, get married and much more

49.12.132.220:25638

Isle of ducks

Bed wars, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6244
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

About our Server

Isle of Ducks is launching a new Minecraft network soon, and we can use your help! We currently have gamemodes such as one block, life steal, skyblock, bedwars, prison, factions, and more! There will be tons of features and our discord has over 2000 members. We are very excited about this project and hope you are interested in learning more!

Open Positions (VOLUNTARY)

General Staff [OPEN]: requires basic knowledge of server management and working with plugins. will be responsible for handling player issues and general moderating. Should be able to answer questions about the network.Helpers [OPEN]: should be able to do basic moderating. should be available as a beta tester and should be able to answer basic questions about the network.Builders [OPEN]: required to provide a portfolio of past work. we are looking for someone who can rebuild an original design for hubs and maps for different gamemodes!

preferably mature (18+) team

Discord

please join our discord below and apply for staff athttps://isleofducks.xyzhttp://discord.gg/isleofducks

mc.isleofducks.xyz

how2build Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Farms Harvested:	810
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

The owner of the “how2build” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

how2build.in

The Andromeda SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

The Andromeda SMP is a little server with a small and nice community. Here, you can build everything you want or team up with someone to survive. One little thing: If you fight to much, you go to jail.

st4rs.aternos.me

SuCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

SuCraft is a small community survival server with strong anti-grief running since 2011! We have 10 people online at peak times every day, and we have a really helpful play-together atmosphere and a Discord server.

There are no building limits, you can build where you like. There are simple player-to-player shops and some fun achievements to get, but other than that gameplay is just like single player, but then together! The world has and will never be reset and the server will stay online.

Come join us before our 10-year anniversary and make some friends 🙂

sucraft.org

Sorcerymc

Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Economy, Magic, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

SorceryMC brings a twist to survival Minecraft. Survive the night from custom mobs with magical spells and enchants; explore the world and rise to the richest wizard in town!

• Custom Spells• Custom Mobs• McMMO• Jobs• Quests

Join us today at:play.sorcerymc.com [1.19.4]

play.sorcerymc.com