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Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magic Items Found:	5874	Dragon Eggs Found:	695
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Bring back the Lexus

Adventure, amazing prizes, Challenging progress, Community Events, constant updates, dynamic-environment, Earth, Economy, Exciting Experience, Exclusive Rewards, favorite destination, Join Our Community, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft Lovers, Possibilities, Rankup, Roleplay, server ip, Special Events, Survival, Survival Games, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.8

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	3370
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to RedeLexus! Our server is the perfect choice for anyone looking for a unique and exciting Minecraft experience. We are constantly working to offer a fun and dynamic environment for RankUP and Survival players, always full of new features for you to explore and have fun!

What will you find at RedeLexus?

RankUP: Challenging progress with innovative systems, exclusive rewards and lots of excitement as you level up. Survival: Personalized survival with new features, special items and unique mechanics that will transform your gameplay. Constant Updates: Always adding new features to keep the experience fresh and interesting. Special Events: Participate in competitions, challenges and community events to win amazing prizes! Compatible with versions 1.8+: Connect with your favorite version and start your adventure right now! Server IP: redelexus.com | port: 19132 Join our community and discover why we are the favorite destination for Minecraft lovers. Come play at RedeLexus and become a legend in our world full of possibilities!

Join now and start your journey!

redelexus.com

FartCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Dive into a world of endless fun, challenges, and adventures! Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive spirit, Miniverse has something for everyone:

KitPvP: Battle it out in adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas with customizable kits to suit your style! SMP: Explore, build, and survive in a thriving survival world with a friendly community. Parkour: Test your skills and conquer challenging parkour courses designed to push you to the limit! Bedwars: Team up or go solo in fast-paced Bedwars matches. Defend your base and destroy the competition! Minigames: Enjoy a variety of unique, action-packed minigames for hours of entertainment!

Join now and be part of a growing community where fun never ends. Whether you’re here to conquer, create, or compete, Miniverse is the perfect place to call home! Adventure awaits—are you ready?

fartcraft.playit.gg

Supreme Code Minecraft Server

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #Londoners, #OKTK, #ourokronii, bae, Bijou, Code, collaboration, Council, COVER Corp, daydream, defamation, fanfic, Fauna, GIGI, hololive, irys, Kronii, Leaks.., merch, Minecraft, Music, Our Promise, ouro kronii, Promise, Rise, RissaHatchDay24, schizos, Server, Souten ni Moyu, Stream, SUPREME, uno, Vtuber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play Uno with Bae, Bijou, and Gigi while dodging Pico Park chaos with Fauna and IRyS. Need a break from the madness? Come chill in our free chat room and vibe to Kronii’s original songs like “Daydream” and “蒼天に燃ゆ”. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our fanbase tags like #kronillust for art and #kroniirotic for NSFW creations (we won’t judge). Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Members Only HELL oHALO Watchalong – it’s gonna be lit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Kronii love flow through you! And remember, report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back!

No one Responded Minecraft SMP – Effortpost Thread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	6870
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles on top of a floating island, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Craddle Valley SMP

Anarchy, Buy, Challenges, Community, Contests, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, family friendly, Features, Friendly staff, immersive gameplay, Lag-free, Mechanics, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Sell, Survival, top-tier servers, Tournaments, Towny, Trade, Welcoming Community

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	349162
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8369
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Unique Features

Why Choose CRADDLE VALLEY SMP ?

Lag-Free Experience: Enjoy a smooth and immersive gameplay experience with our top-tier servers. Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff members are always available to help with any questions or issues.

31.56.45.28

BoopNet.gg RLCraft Dregora

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

BoopNet.gg RLCraft Dregora Server

Embark on a challenging adventure with BoopNet.gg’s RLCraft Dregora server. This modpack combines the hardcore survival elements of RLCraft with the expansive world generation of Dregora, offering a unique and immersive experience. Join Us: Server IP: boopnet.gg Discord: http://boopnet.gg/discord Whether you’re a seasoned RLCraft player or new to the modpack, BoopNet.gg’s RLCraft Dregora server offers a fresh and exciting challenge. Dive into a world of peril and discovery—your adventure awaits! Let’s Boop!

dregora.boopnet.gg

Block Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	9214

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who can build epic structures in seconds with their lightning-fast paws.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern, dodging creepers and zombies along the way.

3. Our community is made up of friendly aliens from a distant galaxy who are always down for a game of virtual tag in the pixelated forests.

4. We host weekly dance parties at the virtual disco club, where players can show off their best blocky dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!