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SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

Accomplishments.., Boundaries, college dropout, Communication, Daughters, Decision making, family, fast food job, financial struggles, high school, Honesty, judgment, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, single mother, SisNotRoleModel, sister, Support, VALUES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

Allure, aroma, attraction, attractive, BIZARRE, Curiosity, fascination, Intriguing, odd, odd scent, oddly, olfactory, peculiar, scent, Sensory, SmellCraft, strange, strange fascination, unique aroma, UNUSUAL, unusual attraction, weird smell

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Items Found:	7652
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	542	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	4682	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	5

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	152
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	New Chunks Explored:	621078
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	234	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!