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BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Votes:	9776
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4427	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	145	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	4386	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4188	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	3238
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!