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Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because HOLY PUKOLI is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk. And don’t even get me started on our annual watermelon eating contest – last year, Steve ate 100 watermelons in one minute!

So come on down to HOLY PUKOLI, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a boring blockhead, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Balanced Economy, brand new features, Community Events, Crates, crystals, currencies, Custom armor sets, custom pickaxes, Envoys, F2P gameplay, KitPvP, leveling rewards, Milestones, multiplayer experience, player rewards, Prestige, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, Robots, Unique Enchants, weekly updates

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Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Pros	Pros
Largest and most popular server Wide variety of minigames and game modes Constant updates and new content Active community and forums Well-established economy Custom plugins and features	Fully customizable pickaxes with unique custom enchants Crystals that unlock new opportunities for pickaxes Balance economy Customizable private mines Levelling rewards Free-to-play gameplay Robots Milestones & Prestige Milestones Crates and currencies Envoys and custom armor sets New features implemented weekly

Hypixel	InfluxedPrison
Cons	Cons
High level of competition Server can be overwhelming for new players Laggy at times due to high player count Some game modes may have long queue times Can be difficult to navigate and find specific games	May have fewer players and smaller community Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel New server may have bugs or issues

**Hypixel FAQ:** 1. What sets Hypixel apart from other Minecraft servers? – Hypixel is the largest and most popular Minecraft server, offering a wide variety of minigames and game modes along with constant updates and new content.

2. Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find the high level of competition and occasional lag due to the high player count to be drawbacks.

3. How active is the community on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very active community with forums and regular events to engage players.

**InfluxedPrison FAQ:** 1. How does InfluxedPrison differ from other prison servers? – InfluxedPrison offers unique features such as fully customizable pickaxes with custom enchants, crystals that unlock new opportunities, and a balanced economy.

2. What are the potential drawbacks of playing on InfluxedPrison? – Players may find that InfluxedPrison has fewer players and game modes compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

3. How frequently are new features implemented on InfluxedPrison? – InfluxedPrison introduces brand new features weekly to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Choccy Milk Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even The Traveler from Destiny 2 wants to join us. Yes, you heard it right, we have a trailer of The Traveler trying to find its way into our server because it’s just that awesome.

2. Patch 7.3.6.3 is so mind-blowing that it will make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in just one click. You’ll be slaying creepers left and right like a true warrior.

3. Our resources are so top-notch that even the Gunsmith from Destiny 2 is jealous. From DIM to ArmorPicker, we’ve got everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft master.

4. Want to know the TTK, Buffs/Debuffs, DPS, etc.? We’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. You’ll be calculating numbers like a math prodigy in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft soccer champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds and battling creepers, it’s all about scoring goals and winning trophies here.

Join our server and compete in the domestic league, domestic cup, Europa League, and even the Champions League! Who needs to fight dragons when you can be lifting the Minecraft equivalent of the World Cup trophy? Plus, rumor has it that if you win all four competitions in one season, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play against Notch himself in a game of soccer. Can you imagine the bragging rights if you beat the creator of Minecraft at his own game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your soccer skills in the most epic Minecraft tournament ever!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.bqow.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

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Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Buildings Constructed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8840

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7549	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

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Minecraft Madness: HOLY PUKOLI Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

InfluxedPrison VS Hypixel

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCrusaders – Creepers Beware!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Choices: ‘Would you rather’ Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

Stats November 22, 2024

Cobblemon Eclipse

Stats November 22, 2024

MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3887	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	509	Potions Brewed:	200

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4261
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2177	New Chunks Explored:	448553
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1