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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 926 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 236 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5728 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2036 |
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.