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  • TalibanGangRapeCraft

    TalibanGangRapeCraft
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9128
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 143 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

    AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 183
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Farms Harvested: 950 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

    Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

    But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SheepSaverCraft

    SheepSaverCraft
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6716
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

    [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6523
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

    We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

    Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

    We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

    You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

    Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [​item] [​inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

    Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

    mc.severation.net:26620

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  • CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

    CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 449
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 191 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

    And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

    So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7859
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 6225 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mines Excavated: 4673
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

    And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

    Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • BabyBlocksRUs

    BabyBlocksRUs
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6279
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 161 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

    Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

    SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8080
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1098 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

    Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!

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  • PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure

    PixelatedPanda’s Animal Adventure
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5562
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Votes: 6243
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of rainbow-colored grass? Or how about soaring through the skies as a fire-breathing dragon, terrorizing villages and hoarding all the diamonds you can find? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is filled with magical surprises around every corner, from hidden treasure chests overflowing with enchanted loot to secret portals that lead to dimensions where gravity doesn’t exist.

    But that’s not all! Our community is made up of the craziest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, from mad scientists building giant roller coasters to fearless warriors battling hordes of zombie chickens. So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you ever played on any other server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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