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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

60, at work, Be me, blackpill, confusion, couples, CraftyCreeperz, envy, Fun, gtbe, guys, Happy, height difference, holding hands, Kissing, ltbe, manlets, Minecraft, relationships, sees multiple couples, shorter than me, single, societal norms, swimming in pussy, what’s going on, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server

#revelation, bitchuds, cat out the bag, cat-and-mouse game, CatOuttaTheBag, Caught in the act, Deceit, Deception, deception exposed, deception uncovered, EXPOSED, falling for tricks, game over, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, no ones falling, Secrets Revealed, Server, Tricks, truth revealed, uh oh, Unmasking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	6327	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.

But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Pay2PlayLove

alternating paying, awkward situations, cafe, clear communication, Communication, DATING, discussing finances, Expectations, feeling appreciated, finances, groceries, healthy relationship, initiating payments, love, Pay2PlayLove, paying for each other, relationship, Resentment, small gestures, splitting the bill

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	769038
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	88	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Buildings Constructed:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2089	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?