Short MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

anti-social, Loser, online trolling, Confidence, gender stereotypes

Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

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Short Kings Minecraft Server

cultural norms, Server, Diversity, short, equality

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

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Cosmic Critter Craft – Minecraft Server

Promise 1st Anniversary, critter, merch, Schedule, saplings

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures! Join us for a chance to win exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Fauna herself is a fan. She streams on our server, and you can catch all her epic adventures in the Member VODs section.

And if you’re missing Fauna when she’s not streaming, don’t worry! We have a special Ara Ara button that will summon her presence whenever you need it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to grasshoppers and boring servers forever!

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/The Fluffy Chickens Minecraft SMP/ – Short and Stuffed Edition

chickens, sub-fetishes, female, Fatfur, Minecraft

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! This server is dedicated to all things female fatfur, where we embrace short and stuffed characters in all their glory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious discussions, insane stories, and a never-ending stream of images that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Our writefags are on fire, our pastebin is overflowing with madness, and our paid content will blow your mind (and your wallet).

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of artist downloads, a furaffinity archive that will make your jaw drop, and a QOTT that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, keep it female, keep it fat, and keep it absolutely ridiculous.

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Short Men’s Minecraft Server

Masculinity, height, Mens, relationships, societal standards

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with players who have bad vibes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bad energy-free zone! Join us and leave all that negative juju behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow positive players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with creepers, skeletons, and zombies.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other, where bad energy is a thing of the past and crazy adventures await at every turn. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Stream, PIXEL, New to Fauna, general, ignore grasshoppers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Want, vacation, Wedding, Conversations, accusations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

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Tall Block Short Pig

SEPARATE, distinguish concepts, concepts, Long, short

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies. our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the macarena. join now and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Society Hates Short Guys Minecraft SMP

Hates, societal bias, equality, societal norms, body image

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the height of your character actually determines your political standing in the game! Short men are hated by society and must band together to overthrow the tall oppressors. Join us for epic battles, towering fortresses, and a quest for equality for all heights in the game. Will you rise above the discrimination or be stomped out by the tall elite? Join now to find out!

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SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server

slaves, Meaning, Cultural, Sarmatians, children

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form?

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