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Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, dedicated threads, deoxys, female pokemon, gardevoir, human-pokemon, Indeedee, leaked stories, life alongside wife., Lopunny, Lycanroc, male humans, manaphy, Meowstic, Minecraft, ninetales, Noivern, on-model autists, pocket campfire, pokemon, pokephiles, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, raikou, real sexual contact, Salazzle, Sandslash, sealed fate edition, sex fantasies, sexual fantasies, short VN, smp, solo female pokemon, spt, straight pokephilia, Straight.., Thread, various works archive, Vulpix, Wife, Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crops Grown:	2473
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

343 industries, A New Dawn, Halo, Halo Studios, master chief, Minecraft, Server, Xbox

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	6770	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!