Minecraft SMP: /spt/ – Straight Pokephilia Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8412
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Sealed Fate EditionPokephilia server, where we explore the forbidden love between humans and Pokémon.

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a romantic relationship with a Meowstic or an Indeedee? Well, now’s your chance to find out! We’ve got hot fanfics and steamy stories featuring all your favorite Pokémon, from Salazzle to Lycanroc to Zoroark.

But that’s not all – we’ve even got AI Pokémon for those who like a little extra challenge in their relationships. And don’t worry about sticking to the rules, anthro Pokémon are totally welcome here.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find your perfect Pokémon partner and live happily ever after – aside from all the sexy stuff, of course. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of pokephilia and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6702
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	414
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4043	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	176	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Votes:	1596	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3449

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	997370
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	975	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	118	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	682	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

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