| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4363 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 66 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3386 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5668 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7969 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 273338 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1274 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5411 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 289 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6013 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 123 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5250 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6116 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5242 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Votes: | 7038 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
