Short-Sighted MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

White House, European Pravda, short-sighted, Minecraft, zelenskyy

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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FarmVibesBro

FarmVibesBro, IMPULSIVE, disagreement, Farming, Estate

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

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DuplexDrama Minecraft Server

unit 1, duplex, Upkeep, Divorced, struggling financially

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.

Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?

So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

Propaganda, History, BLOCK, BUILD, Misinformation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

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BlockyBucksCapChina

wage control, sources, financial sector, BlockyBucksCapChina, government policy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

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ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

Loss, Laughter, humor, recent ex, ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

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Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!

Economy, Land claiming, 15 online, Daily, smp

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Server Age	Since October 2018
Special Features	Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards
Technical Details	Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use pay-to-win features on this server?

No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.

2. Are there regular world resets?

No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

3. Is there a live map available for the server?

Yes, you can view the live map here.

4. What are the server rules?

You can find the server rules here.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv

Linkshells, July 29, In-game Events, DawntrailCraftxiv, July 2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We are the face of chaos and mayhem, where mercy is just a word in the dictionary.

Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!

But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

asian dude, Minecraft, gangstalking, drunk driver, passed out

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

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VacationVillain or HospitalHoudini

relationships, hospitalization, HospitalHoudini, mental health, anxiety disorder

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s mood swings? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like your sister, our server has a history of ups and downs, but we promise it’s never a dull moment.

With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your sister goes off her meds! Explore our virtual world filled with surprises and challenges that will keep you on your toes, just like trying to navigate a conversation with your sister during a manic episode.

Join us for a crazy ride that’s as unpredictable as your sister’s anxiety attacks. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Plus, just like your sister, our server is always there for you, even when you least expect it.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s coming next. Just like your sister’s latest breakdown, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

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