short-sighted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Items Found:	3132
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

DuplexDrama Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boyfriend, butthole, compromise, DATING, Divorced, duplex, DuplexDrama, fair living arrangement, insurance, investment properties, landlady, living together, MARRIED, mindset, Minecraft, Mortgage, ocean view, paycheck to paycheck, pet rent, property taxes, puppy damage, Rent, security deposit, Server, short-sighted, struggling financially, taking advantage, third-party, unit 1, unit 2, Upkeep, wear and tear

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.

Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?

So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2499	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Enchantments Applied:	287	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

Alliance, debut, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense ministers, defense policy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, first time, foreign policy, global affairs, historic event, international relations, Meeting, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, S.Korea, S.Koreas, SECURITY, south korea, summit meeting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	948	Royal Courts Attended:	0

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, Crafty, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, gragas, league of legends, League of Legends General, lol, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, Sivir, trundle, Worlds 2024

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!

HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

anger, artist, Celebrity, controversy, criticism, disdain, dislike, DISLIKES, emotions, Fame, Fans, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Negativity, Performance, reputation, singing, Sings, smp, Trash, vocalization

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	668977	Void Armor Forged:	28
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	232
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

CraftyStepsisterNoNo

Best Friend, close relationships, Communication, consequences, CraftyStepsisterNoNo, family dynamics, family expectations, high school, peer relationships, project collaboration, project partner, project preferences, project selection, school project, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, stepfamily, stepsister, study buddy, teacher intervention

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	171	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and drama-free? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and project partner drama like never before!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and find yourself in a virtual classroom with your stepsister, who is fuming because you refused to be her project partner. Will you team up with her and mend your virtual relationship, or will you stick with your best friend and face the consequences of family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic study buddy battles, where you must choose between loyalty to your family or your friendships. Will you make the right choice and come out on top, or will you face the wrath of your virtual family members?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎮🤣

GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

affordable gifts, budget-friendly gifts, budgeting, budgeting for holidays, budgeting for special occasions, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, financial constraints, Financial Planning, frugal living, gift budget, gift giving, Gift ideas, GiftGuru, Gifts, holiday budgeting, limited income, low-income, Minecraft, money management, saving money, smp, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Crops Grown:	8089
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!